siderealsandman:

quinintheclouds:

immarainbowpatooie:

sushinfood:

pinkprettycure:

Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

My partner: dear it’s time to get up

Me: but distractions

Partner: I have removed them

Me: sleeps

Person: we have removed all possible distractions

Me: but have you considered this?

Me: *zones out and daydreams*

Person: I have removed all distractions so you can do [insert task]

Me: *chuckles* Silly neurotypical. So naïve… Don’t you see? I AM the distraction.

The distraction is coming from inside the house

(via joshpeck)

i-dont–wanna:

badjokesbyjeff:

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it

(via alien-static)

alicornmoonstar:

klapollo:

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

The dream

(via usagibarbie)

sophiealdred:

binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant

(via bob-belcher)

powerfrog:

targuzzler:

lightning mcqueen is a twink

common misconception! hes actually a car

(via bob-belcher)